What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

a milkshake

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake