A milkshake
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A milkshake.
a milkshake
A: A milkshake.
If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
A milkshake!
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
Humphrey.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Very, very carefully.
Necrophiliacs
Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom
A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
Because he was crossed.
He saw a .
jose and josB (Hose A & Hose B)
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
You shake em' we take em!"
In case your other agus breaks.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Checkmate!
