A milkshake
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A milkshake.
a milkshake
A: A milkshake.
If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
A milkshake!
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
He was looking for pooh.
A: Stick it in the blender.
On a blind date
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
Bi-son
In the lab.
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
Seizure salad
They both spit.
Because it's Camel-flaged...
Ebay.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Michael J. Fox.
He uses the finest ingredients.
