What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.