What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

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A melon collie.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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Keep it in the cow.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!