How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em