Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.