Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.