You shake em' we take em!"
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Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
A bread-stick-em-up!
A call-em
You keep hearing about em but you never see em
Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww
Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner
Kick em.
They've both had a downy inside em.
Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!
If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
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The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!
C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*
Bill front (Money jokes i got em)
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL
Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
Dronacharya
Their motto is "be prepared"
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
Neptunes!
Jiu Jitsu.
Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
They know how to work under the hood!
e-reptile dysfunction
You keep hearing about them, but you never see one
It is possible that UFOs exist.
Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.
