What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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A bread-stick-em-up!

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

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What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them