Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

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What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."