How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

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What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You pokemon

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Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle