What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

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What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ?

Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !