What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)

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The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

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A: Catsup!

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What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ?

Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !