What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ?

Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!