What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you call a seizure you have while mining?

An ore spasm.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

a milkshake

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake