What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.