What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you call a seizure you have while mining?

An ore spasm.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.