What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.