What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What did Batman say when he went to the butcher?

Got Ham?

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Heifer Jokes More Heifer Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.