What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Heifer Jokes More Heifer Jokes

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.