What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Heifer Jokes More Heifer Jokes

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.