What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

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Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Heifer Jokes More Heifer Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.