Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What do you call a funny baked good?

a pun

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher