How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.