How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Good Mourning Jokes More Good Mourning Jokes

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*