Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.