Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.