Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.