How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.