What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!