Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

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A pedal physician in the fetal position.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn?

Running Stupid

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It runs against Hillary.

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Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates