Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball