What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.