How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers?

The thot police!