Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!
He can only stick to himself.
More than you can shake a stick at
Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.
One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
He was tired of Haulin' Oats