Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!