Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

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What, me? Lazy?

Don't get me started.

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats