How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!