How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.