How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.