Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

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Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"