Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.