How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

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What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.