How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...