What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.