What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

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What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?

The Indy 500.

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.