What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

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What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

A: Under "Home Improvements."

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.