He died on the cross!
Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
Fire.
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*
To get to the hoes.
Well, that's the edamame.
I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."
Jesus, take the wheel!
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
You get Halo-tosis. :-/
