Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!