The Canadian says "That was my wife."
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.
Ehhhhh lmao
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C
Because of his hex appeal.