What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

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What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

What's good about Switzerland?

Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

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What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.