Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement