Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement