What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."