What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

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What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

What do you call a group of squids?

a *squad*