What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...