What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.