What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.