What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

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How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

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Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor