What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

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What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!