What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

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Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.