Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)