Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

What do blind trains read?

Raile!