What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic?

Going in to ask for a coat hanger

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

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