Stop laughing and reload
Marry her.
Stopping it with a shovel!
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Hit him in the face with an axe.
A mounted police officer
She wanted to lay it on the line.
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now
To spruce things up a bit.
