How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

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Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.