How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

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What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe