Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

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How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.