What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Because he was so full of himself.

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Semtex.

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What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

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What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.