What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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Oh, the huge-manatee

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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Ramen.

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What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle