What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

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What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

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They end up in a custardy battle.

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What did they say about the pastry with the low IQ?

He was Retarted