What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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What did they say about the pastry with the low IQ?

He was Retarted

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.