What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.