What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.