What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.