Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

High Note Jokes More High Note Jokes

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Bonus Jokes More Bonus Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.