Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

High Note Jokes More High Note Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.