Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?

Because they don't have any soul.

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.