What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!