What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

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Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent