What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!